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««™™Its All About Laughing Out Your Pain™™»»
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Important:Please laugh with care because we wont be held responsible if your laughter turns to sorrow[HeHeHe]
OBJ'S LIE CLOCK
Moshood Abiola died and went
to heaven ... As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?" St Peter
answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has
a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie,the hands on your clock will
move." "Oh," said Abiola, "whose
clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's.
The hands have never moved,
indicating that he never told a
lie." "Incredible," said Abiola.
"And whose is that one?" St
Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi
Azikwe's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Zik
told only two lies in his entire
life." "Where's Obasanjo's clock?"
asked Abiola. "Obasanjo's clock is
in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan!!!"
MAN & DEPTOR
Once upon a time
there lived a
debtor he owed a
man a huge sum
of money, every
day the man comes 2 demand 4
his money the
debtor alway hide
and ask his wifeto lie to the man
that his not around.
Unfortunately One
day the man came
for his money, as
normal the debtor
hid under his bed and asked his wife
to tell the man he
travelled to lagos,
the man got angry
and forced himself
into the room and say one of his
debtor's leg and
told his wife how
come your
husband travelled
to lagos and forgot his legs at
home.
CLOSEST THING TO A WOMANS PERIOD
Whats the closest thing to a womans period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked
MEANING OF WIFE
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime! WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
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