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FLESHO & SLIM

FLESHO is a sugaboi who always drinks his SugaboiZ's wine and putswater in the bottle to replace what he drank. @SLim was suspicious and decided to buy pastis ( a french wine that changes colour if you add water) FLESHO as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water. The pastis became milky immediately. He decided 2 hide in d kitchen. When SLIM came back and noticed d milky wine, he called his GF to cum & witness as he makes FLESHO confess to his 'evil' ways. "FLESHO", he called from the sitting room of suga Boiz PLaza"Yes Oga". "Who drank my pastis? "No answer! SLIM asked again, still no answer; then he went to the kitchen to meet FLESHO: "Are you insane or what? I call you, you say yes oga, but when I ask youa question, you don't answer me. FLESHO now spoke; "When u're in the kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name." SLIM looked at him angrily and shouted, "what kind of rubbish is dat...?" FLESHO cut him short......."SLIM if u tink I'm lyin, goto d kitchen while I stand here with ur GF & ask u a question and see" SLIM accepted and went into the kitchen. FLESHO shouted: "SLIM"! He answered "yes ehe FLESHO" "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when ur GF is not there?" *No answer. FLESHO shouted again: "SLIM, I said who made the maid pregnant?" *No answer. Third time: "Boss, I said who gave Paulina belle?" SLIM,The boss runs back from the kitchen shouting: "Wonders shall never cease!, FLESHO it's true ooo...when one is in d kitchen, one does not hear anythin except his name ooo!

SAVED BY CHANCE

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating For over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,she always wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less, She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called andasked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me to sex her just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild feeling, just come up and get me banged." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a uturn straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family inlaws were standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And to be frank with you! , I made the uturn heading for my car only to go and pickup my condom where I kept it

NAIJA DRAMA GROUP

If Oyibo people act d death of jesus christ 4 yu eh.. Itz gono b interesting n touching.. Bt hia in 9ja d tin different. Na so 4 our ch 1 day, our dramatic group act d passion of christ.. D guy dey wia supposed 2 gv jesus 2 act misbehave n it ws given 2 me.. So d guy cari me 4 mind, dey gv him d soldiers dat we flog me.. As d guy 1 flog me,dis wht on his mind (shbi yu 1 act jesus abi,ur bak go pee 2day). As d guy flog me 1 eh, c as i burst cry dey shout *argh* na d director said,hey yu stop dat jesus does not cry.. He ask me r yu crying. I said am nt crying oh.. D man said ok, na letz mak dis seem mre real na action... Na d guy tear me anoda hot 1 4 bak, oboi i no get choice cm see wen me way dey act jesus dey shout, JJJJJEEEEEESSSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS!!

LITTLE GIRL & TEACHER

In a nursery 2 class, a little girl asks,"Teacher, can my Mum get pregnant?" Teacher: How old is your mother?' Little girl: she is forty# Teacher: O yes she can get pregnant. Little girl: Can my big sister get pregnant? Teacher: How old is your big sister? Little girl: She is Nineteen. Teacher: Of course ya sister can certainly get pregnant Little girl: So wat of me, ;;) can I get pregnant? :/ Teacher: How old are you,dear? Little girl: I'm five years Teacher: No, dear, you can't get pregnant. Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says,See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!

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